My beer bottle informs me ‘Kids and Alcohol Don’t Mix’. I agree… Sulphuric acid is probably a much better way to dissolve a child.

Controversy over? Well, I suppose there is still systemd…

My theory is any mailing list post that generates this many replies is probably the right way to go.

Feeling tired – it was a long day yesterday!

Thanks Amazon, I must rush and buy that book now!

“Price dropped by $0.06 (was $26.07 when added)”

Attempting to repeatedly stab someone with a knife takes more energy than you would expect.

The talking robot that I have assigned to my daughters education is teaching her wrong. Light-years measures distances not time.

Queensland Rail’s free Wi-Fi blocks kernel.org. I assume it falls under the “Hacking” category and not “Intimate Apparel and Swimwear”…

How to make a website owner scared!

Full credit to Laughing Squid. I thought my site would not be fixed until 2 Jan when their support is back but it was fixed within hours.