Five hours gone and I am almost ready to push what was supposed to be a minor glibc update to the Arch Linux repos…

Why do I have to give the poker game on Google+ permission to see my profile, email address and circles before I can play it?

Who would have thought that looking in a file called php_errors.log would help identify the PHP issues I was having on my website…

No… I did not like your suggestions…

Having someone tell you that it will “bless him” if you stop to talk about a product does not mean he has recognized your God-like powers…

I did not expect high quality bathroom fittings in a hospital, but this is really just not trying.

FACT (according to my hospital room cleaner): The increased number of earthquakes and volcanic eruptions lately is due to global warming…

I used to think that tabs in a email client would be a killer feature, but I have just realized that I almost never actually use them.

Was not taken in the rapture so I need to organize something to eat. I guess the Indian takeaway owners will not have been taken either…

My nuclear powered laptop batter is awesome – that converts to 50 hours total usage time!